What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?